If Jesus had been an American He would have trademarked, copyrighted, patented, branded, and incorporated Himself.
If Jesus had been an American He would own the domain http://www.jesus.com, I AM TV Channel, Fly to the Skies Airlines, Miracle Vitamins, and Whole Healing Food Stores.
If Jesus had been an American He would have written How to Ascend in Power in 3 Days, How to Grow Rich through Fishing, and How to Start A Catering Business with 5 Loaves and Two Fishes.
If Jesus had been an American think how much more He could have changed the world!
“In the beginning the church was a fellowship of men and women centered on the living Christ. Then the church moved to Greece, where it became a philosophy, Then it moved to Rome, where it became an institution. Next, it moved to Europe, where it became a culture. And, finally, it moved to America, where it became an enterprise.“ – Richard Halverson, former chaplain of the United States Senate